Fucking miCrosoft

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a month ago

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Microsoft has done a lot of good things in the past, like retire Bill Yates, and so forth (not much else).  Recently, I've been using powershell to improve powershell, and have come to a forgone conclusion: fuck you, microsoft. :)

Here are some useful powershell cmdlets, and some additional ones I will create (to be released on PSGallery, maybe)

	
    move-item get-linux c:\windows
    remove-item \\windows
    remove-item trash
    remove-item dildosoft-windows.iso
    remove-item lolWTF_folder
    remove-item $this.get($that)
    
suggested usage may vary on coding practices, I also use camel casing over the pascal one, for simplicity. ex: actor-ectypeNotation

Here are some useful utilities you can create, without my help:


fuck-you $microsoft($winver.derp)
	{ .SYNOPSIS buy linux t-shirt }
fuck-me
	{ .SYNOPSIS activates windows license agreement }
fuck-this
	{ .SYNOPSIS formats windows os partition }
fuck-that
	{ .EXAMPLE your mom }
mostly a synopsis

Enjoy your time away from the monitor

Arsalan Lavang

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